Islands in the Stream
Upon catching his first Dolly Varden in Alaska, my cousin – who knows little about fishing but who is a fan of country music and camp – declared that Dolly Varden would be the perfect name for a Drag Queen. That led me down the rabbit hole of trying to figure out if Dolly Parton (confusingly, not the namesake for the trout, which are apparently named after a Dickens character) actually likes to fish. While I was able to find the promotional picture above, I could get no confirmation of whether the legendarily buxom songstress can flip a jig or double haul. Nevertheless, a number of other fishing, apparel and knickknack merchandisers have connected the two. Here are some examples.
As long as we have your attention, here’s Dolly’s “Something Fishy” for your listening pleasure.


Over the past couple of years Clear Lake has been the hottest lake in the country. Where else can you go and 30-pound bags won’t get you paid in a five-fish limit tournament? Now Skeet Reese is giving you a chance to win big on his home pond – and all it takes is a single cast to get it done.