Dolphin-Safe Beers
I’ve already waxed semi-poetically about the fish known as mahi mahi. They’re also called some other things, including “dorado” and – quite confusingly – dolphin. George Costanza might not have been able to tell a mammal from a fish, but most of the rest of us can, so the name shouldn’t give you too much pause. That may change if you’re intoxicated, and the capture of a leaping, colorful and tasty fish certainly merits a beer or three. Fortunately, there are quite a few named after the fighter:
Mahi Mahi
Ma, He Did It
El Dorado Lager
Dorado
Watermelon Dorado
Mahi Mahi IPA
If it comes in a can or from the tap, access is no problem, otherwise you may need some way to open your bottle (other than your teeth, tough guy):
Bull Dolphin Belt Buckle
Mahi Keychain Bottle Opener
Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener
Magnetic Wood Burned Bottle Opener
Drink a few good ones for us — and I promise the sea will not be angry that day my friends.
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