Dress Yourself in Donkeys, Pigs and Unicorns

Written By Pete Robbins
Nate Karnes Remedy Provisions dorado mahi pig

We all have our names for big fish – footballs, tanks, donkeys, unicorns, pigs and hawgs (or the more dictionarily proper “hogs”), among others. But how do you represent those notions graphically? As far as I can tell, artist Nate Karnes, who sells his goods through Remedy Provisions, is killing it in that area.

Whether you want a pig largemouth….

Nate Karnes Pig Largemouth Remedy Provisions decal

Or a football smallmouth….

Nate Karnes Football Smallmouth Remedy Provisions bronzeback brown bass decal

Or a toad brown trout….

Nate Karnes Remedy Provisions toad brown trout


You can get it on a decal, a shirt or other item from Karnes.

He’s also the only artist I’ve ever seen create images of the Guadalupe Bass, the state fish of Texas which is high on my bucket list of attainable species.


Nate Karnes Guadalupe Bass State Fish of Texas Hill Country
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